Hello, I'm Derek Gerry, Candidate for Governor. Are you tired of the nonstop chorus of "change" that is dominating this election cycle? I am too, which is why I promise to do nothing for the next four years, if I'm elected.

This MP3 file will tell you more about my campaign, my views on the issues, and how doing nothing is the best thing we can do for America. It's completely work-safe, unless you work with one of those "We need to change the world!" people. They probably won't like it.

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If you like this message, I hope you'll visit me online at myspace.com/votegerry to learn more about my campaign and to join my Friends list to show your support. You'll also find some extended thoughts on current issues, including my opposition to Needless Innovation and the real story of how The Big Dig wasted taxpayer dollars.

If you don't think I'd make a good governor, then I encourage you to write me in for any position you like. I'll be happy to take any job the voters choose to give me and do nothing with it for the entirety of my term.

Remember, this November, you CAN do nothing. I'm Derek Gerry. Thank you for your time.